20 reasons to date a horse rider
1.We have 4 speeds and many positions.
2.We wear tight pants and tall boots.
3.We love getting dirty.
4.We know how to ride our mounts.
5.We perform well with animals.
6.We like to be in control.
7.We’ll ride it for hours.
8.We know how to handle a big girth.
9.We get off easy.
10.We’re always on top.
11.We like it rough.
12.We have our legs spread all day long.
13.We love using whips.
14.Straddling is our natural position.
15.We don’t mind being bucked around.
16.Endurance riders do it longer.
17.We can ride standing or sitting.
18.We think the fast ones are the most fun.
19.We’re used to having hands between our legs.
20.If we fall off we get back on and ride harder.